every time i tell someone i am form texas, they give me a big grin and "aaaah chuck norris" . remember all those chuck jokes?
i figured we could take a walk down memory lane together:
- When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
- There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
- Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
- Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
- Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
- There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
- When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
- Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
- Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
- Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
- Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
- Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
- Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
- Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
- Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
- Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.
but a friend pointed out that this could be an opportunity to say, 'i don't know the guy, but we share the same beliefs" i hadn't really done much chuck research but after reading his column and a few article about him, i have even more support for his radicalness. turns out he's a believer and speaks out and stands for some pretty sweet things. like prayer in school, Biblical creation, Bible class in public schools ... etc etc etc.
so yes. i am from texas.
and yes.
chuck norris.
5 thoughts:
Chuck Norris is an Oklahoman. Born and raised. :) Just saying.
You're from Texas? We're practically neighbors.
How are you? I missed you last month.
well, chad... the show was walker TEXAS ranger not walker oklahoma ranger. soooo.....
i believe his title is Texas ranger because he got out of oklahoma as soon as possible so we didnt hold it against him. the whole state voted him in along with reagan in 1984.
Krypton gave Metropolis Superman...
Oklahoma gave Texas Chuck Norris..
your welcome...
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