to whom it may concern

to those who have chosen mopeds, scooters and things of the like for you mode of transportation,

i would really appreciate it, and i believe i can speak for the rest of the walking world when i say, please please please decide which family of vehicles you belong to and stick with it.

you can't just think you will be a bicycle one minute and a car the next.

i get it. i get the idea of the convenience of the scooter. we get it.
but i believe when you add a high powered ear piercing motor to your two-wheeled machine, you forfeit the right to crosswalks. also, you can't think that you can just go at will through intersections. once you enter the car realm, you have to wait until the light is green. you can't just look both ways and go. you just can't. you are not a pedestrian any longer.


i don't mean to be rude, and i say all this with care for you as a person. you are riding the fence, and it is time for an intervention.

pick one.

oh and p.s. it's called a side WALK. i know i might be revisiting this issue. but it is for walking. not for mowing walkers down with your lame-o motorcycle wanna be.
sideWALK. where we WALK on the side....

WALK.