hello goodbye: my washing machine is evil

so in the same week that my favorite jeans broke i got a radical new shirt. it was love at first site and the price was dirt cheap... so i snatched it up.


i am fairly certain there is something evil about my washing machine.
maybe it is really dead, but because it has some unfinished business it is functional. and maybe it's unfinished business is to create little holes in an american girl's favorite clothes.
this is shirt number three that has gotten some very ill placed damage. before i wasn't too upset because i had gotten plenty of wear out of the shirts before they were rendered scrap material.
but this. this was a shirt not yet worn.
it burned me up. but then i had to laugh because of the placement:





hey penguin, whatcha lookin' at?


it may have been slightly less obvious had it not been for his look of surprise. maybe the washing machine saw the penguin's adorable face and saw an opportunity to go above and beyond in ruining my clothes.

maybe.